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Sky Lord Celica
I was never given a choice.
Everything had been planned ever since I was born.
Then came the virus outbreak. Most humans fled into the deep space of the universe.
It wasn't my choice either.
So, when this thing named "Punishing Virus" stood in front of me, and asked me the ancient question...
How do you like half of the world?
Yep. I had no choice. I had no other choice.
The world fell into darkness, and I became the Lord of the Sky.
Overlord, our Construct squad was attacked by the Ascendants once again!
So very careless... How embarrassing. And how many times do I have to tell you to not call me Overlord!
Yes, Overlord!
You dimwit!
Urgh!!!
The Overlord's powerful punch lands right on her minion's stomach, knocking him up so incredibly fast that he is launched out of Babylonia...
Umm... Overlord, please don't be mad. I say we send Gray Raven to handle this, what do you think?
Right, he's right. I say we add Strike Hawk on top of that. They won't let you down.
I still don't like that title, but whatever.
You must remember that Babylonia's goal is to rebuild Earth. Never let the Ascendants get in our way again.
Roger!
Already waiting in the room, Gray Raven and Strike Hawk salute and leave.
Hassen and Asimov quickly follow them out. The command room of Babylonia becomes quiet once again.
Ugh!
Can't you just hold your breath, you stupid minion?!
That's way too hard... Urghhh!
This time, the minion becomes a comet.
What a pesky old man... And why don't you come out and introduce yourselves?
...
Never thought you could find us. No wonder you were also favored by the Punishing Virus.
Are you the leader of Ascendants?
Don't forget us, the Big Four of Ascendants.
Hippie—the First of the Colorful!
The Second, with my invincible sword, Musashi IX (crossed out)!
And I'm the Third, the universal destruction, Self-Destruction Robot.
The Fourth, Riot, blinded by the laser, revved up like a deuce.
...Ignoring how the Third and the Fourth look exactly the same, all you have is just a bunch of weirdos!
Where are Gabriel, Roland, and Alpha?!
Sorry, we had some internal workplace disputes recently... They even asked for a big compensation.
Um, I'll get the best lawyer for you...
Wait, we're not here for small talk!
I don't need your mercy. I'm going to defeat you, and sell Babylonia for money!
So you're really going to pay that compensation?!
Say no more. Big Four, attack!
Roger!
How pathetic. But I'm not going to hold back!
What?!
This right hand of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
When the Ascendants hear these words, they suddenly stop moving, pausing as if they are waiting for their imminent destruction so they can finally clock out and go home.
Behold, definitely not copyright infringement finger!
Celica's shining hand burns in a blazing light, engulfing every inch of space and cleansing everything caught within!
I saw the light of the Big Bang!
Said by the minion who was sent flying, but still within the Solar System.
Celica, you're too... strong.
I AM THE SUPREME OVERLORD.
I see... Overlord.
Their friendship started here and also ended here.
Sky Lord Celica I. The end.
Preview trailer of Sky Lord Celica II: Demon Queen in Dispute...
Stop right there! What the heck is this?!
The April Fool's special program. I've checked with the Gray Raven Commandant.
No way I'll let this pass!
Me neither.
...I wish you good luck?
Why the question mark? Why are you looking at me like that?
Hey, come back!!!
